Draft #001

50% you.
50% them.
100% trouble.

Upload two selfies or take the 90-second quiz. We blend both parents, predict personality, pick a name, draft a career, and hand you a scouting-report card ready to post. Single, taken, or curious about your crush. There's a mode for that.

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No accounts · No tracking · Photos deleted in 24h
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Marlowe
Caspian
Rocco
Rarity ladder

Six kinds of unhinged.

Every baby falls into one of six voice archetypes. Commons are everyday. Legendaries are the ones people screenshot.

No. 001COMMON

Corporate Goblin

Bills you for bedtime

“Will bill you in six-minute increments for bedtime”
No. 014COMMON

Cardigan Era

Cardigan-coded from day one

“Cries at the Duolingo owl but not at actual owls”
No. 029RARE

Golden Retriever

Vibes above strategy

“Every dog in Dublin 8 knows his government name”
No. 042RARE

Main Character

Cast themself in their own life

“Maintains eye contact during lying. Unnerving success rate.”
No. 077ULTRA

Delulu Romantic

Manifesting since birth

“Has a five-year plan. You are not in it.”
No. 108LEGENDARY

Feral Era

Small, loud, unsupervised

“Has beef with a specific sock. Will divorce you over a seam.”
Today's drafts

Fresh off the draft board.

Every baby is a one-off. These are real exports from the last 24 hours.

Marlowe
Caspian
Rocco
Edmund
Mateo
Vivienne
Three ways to play

Pick your mode.

Same trait engine. Three completely different reasons to use it.

STARTER

Classic Draft

Two parents in, future baby out. Full identity card with personality, career, and quirks.

Open →REVERSE

Dream Draft

Design your dream baby. We tell you what partner you'd need. Including the dating profile.

Open →COMPAT

Compatibility Check

Test your crush against your ideal co-parent profile. See the baby you'd actually get.

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How the draft works

Three steps. Thirty seconds to a card.

01

Upload.

Drop two photos or answer the 90-second quiz. No accounts. No tracking.

02

Scout.

Our trait engine blends both parents, scores six archetype fits, and picks your baby.

03

Draft.

Get an AI portrait, personality stats, predicted career, three guaranteed quirks, and a shareable scouting-report card.

Scouting notes

Questions before you draft.

No. Entertainment only. No biometric storage, no genetic claims. Photos delete inside 24 hours.

No accounts, no tracking beyond an anonymous session cookie.

First draft is free. €2.99 unlocks one mode plus the Future Self arc (5 age-progressed portraits) on the classic baby. €6.99 for the Full Family Pack — all three modes on the same parents.

Yes. Every draft includes an Instagram-Story-ready 1080×1920 PNG + an OG preview link.

⚡Ready to draft⚡

Two parents. Infinite babies.

First draft is free. Every anon session gets one comped baby before the paywall touches you.

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